Wednesday 26 December 2012

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Christmas Crackers, always one of the highlights of Christmas gatherings.  It's amazing how people look forward to what is hidden inside. There is the customary coloured paper hat, a gift/prize and the joke.

If there is ever a "downside" to Christmas Crackers, it is the horrendously bad jokes that are contained within them.

Despite the fact that we're in Singapore; it appears that Christmas Crackers contain universally (well globally) terrible jokes. 

Christmas Crackers; looks innocent enough? Wrong, bad jokes contained within

Right; so Christmas Crackers 2012, what do you contain within that would tickle my funny bone? Here we go; brace yourself as they're pretty bad this year.

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoilt milk

Q. What does a frog do when his car breaks down?
A. He gets toad away.

Q. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A. Because he couldn't concentrate.

Q. What do you call a woman that stands between 2 posts?
A. Annette

C'mon, who comes up with all these lame jokes.  One day (hopefully) someone will come up with something that we can all laugh at? Or is that where the intention lies, they're so bad we can't help but laugh?

Merry Christmas all :)

PS - seriously (couldn't resist a slap stick post); we love Christmas, we're not gonna let some lame jokes spoil it! :)

1 comment:

  1. I have to say, even thought the jokes are terrible, there is a teeny tiny part of me that would be disappointed if the jokes improved!
    I do love that it's even the same in Singapore though!!


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